'Tis the season to be...

...silly.

I've been going through the satellite channels, tagging stuff to watch, and as usual there's some good, some ho-hum, and some "This is Christmas programming? You have got to be kidding."

For the NatGeo/Discovery/History channel next year:

Titanic, the Ultimate Mystery.

Did this ill-fated vessel really carry Da Vinci's sketch of an Egyptian mummy? Did a curse in secret Code really sink the ship? Or did Nazi sharks trained by Hitler himself really tow an iceberg into its path? Learn the hidden truth* behind a conspiracy of silence.

*that the answer to all of these questions is "No" - but you'll have to watch the programme to find out.

There.

I couldn't fit in a reference to handguns, but otherwise that should keep everyone happy.