The next step...
Nov. 24th, 2008 12:45 am[sarcasm/on]
...In this sequence is to ban cars completely. Oh, and the TV show Top Gear too, as an accessory before the fact. After all, if viewing pornography encourages sexual misbehaviour, then obviously a programme which celebrates extreme driving and impatience with other road users must have a similar effect.
Since fully-licensed, fully-taxed, fully-registered handguns in private hands killed far more people each year than cars ever did, banning legally-held handguns from the UK eliminated gun crime completely...
Didn't it?
[sarcasm/off]
...In this sequence is to ban cars completely. Oh, and the TV show Top Gear too, as an accessory before the fact. After all, if viewing pornography encourages sexual misbehaviour, then obviously a programme which celebrates extreme driving and impatience with other road users must have a similar effect.
Since fully-licensed, fully-taxed, fully-registered handguns in private hands killed far more people each year than cars ever did, banning legally-held handguns from the UK eliminated gun crime completely...
Didn't it?
[sarcasm/off]