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While Sharper Image existed, I used to spend too much quite a lot of time with my nose in their catalogues. I can't recall ever buying anything, mind you, and often wondered why anyone would actually want some of the nonsense on offer. A bit like Skymall catalogues, in a way.

The various websites for Manufactum are a bit that way too, although with a lower "who'd want that?" response and a much higher rate of "I'd love that but ouch!", though NB the UK and International ones are very watered-down, a bit like US site ThinkGeek versus UK site I Want One of Those used to be. They've grown more similar, but there's still a caffeine-in-everything section in one and a bar-and-beer section in the other. Guess which? (The B&B features a Thing I have lusted after ever seeing one in the possession of Constable Haddock of the Ankh-Morpork Watch at last Discworld con: a sensibly-sized hip flask.. Tee hee.)

Lots of the stuff Manufactum sells is equally practical and handsomely designed, just very expensive. Anybody want to buy a Morgan 4/4 1600 sports car from an on-line catalogue store? Manufactum can accommodate you. (I thought it was a model at first, but the tag of €43,850.00 corrected this misapprehension.)

That's where I saw this amazing piece of stuff, which looks more like a movie prop than anything real. It could be at the back of a Titanic-era boiler-room set and not look out of place.

There are other variants, one where the burner is built into a cooktop, another which exchanges the upper oven for a stone-filled storage heater. An additional photo for that one shows it built into a wall-unit, but those who delight in rivets would just leave the works on display for all to admire.

I'd say it was cool, except that's hardly the right word for a heater. Don't park the Zeppelin too close...

Date: 2011-04-13 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petermorwood.livejournal.com
I suspected as much, just hadn't got round to checking; thanks for the confirmation. As you can see, vukitoss has been Dealt With - banned from comment, marked as spam, smacked on the wrist and generally got rid of.

Strange thing about the story - whoever said it knew absolutely that "Twiglets" automatically sounded funnier than "crisps" or "peanuts" (though I have to say that "wot, no pork scratchings?" would have been funnier still, for all sorts of reasons.

Mmmm, Pork scratchings...arrrgg (Homer Simpson drool.) More on them another time.)

It means I have my suspicions of who it was, but they've never admitted it. It also means that several people still think it was me, which it wasn't, and even if it was I wouldn't admit it either; retribution for Saying the Wrong Thing lasts a long time in Northern Ireland... :-/

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