Spam from Ankh-Morpork?

I don't usually give spam so much as a glance before dumping it, so I don't know why I looked at this one. At least the looking made me laugh. What you see here is a straight cut-and-paste; all the errors are as received.

Whoever wrote it doesn't have English as their first language, and it shows (my guess is they're Russian) and of course that "cruelty to the common comma" made me think of Captain Carrot. Subtle, clever phishing is a real problem, but something like this, including the simple fact that I'm not a customer of the supposed bank or even one with a name remotely like it, makes me wonder just who (if anyone) gets taken in.

Because of unusual number of invalid login attempts on you account, we had to believe that, their might be some security problem on you account. So we have decided to put an extra verification process to ensure your identity and your account security. Please click the link bellow:.

Or click the link that Deletes Forever. Guess which one?